Hopefully I'll find a few more loyal readers.
Other than that no new news.
I'll be sure to add some new content in the next day or so.
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Best Free Sites
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I've compiled a list of the best free sites that all have optional premium memberships.
These sites will let you play any regular quality video 100% free, most of them have a cheap annual membership of around $75 to watch scenes from over hundred of DVDs. It's a hard deal to beat considering some sites charge upwards of 30+ dollars a month.
Most rely on a large library of user uploaded videos that range from a personal library of homemade adult films to downloaded videos. In addition most of them have much more interaction with other members than a regular pay site.
Best Free Adult Sites:
Pornhub
Pornhub an the rest of their network is probably the best hands down for the money or lack thereof. They offer a free access to the best collection of adult videos for free out of any site that I've seen, they don't have stupid pop-ups, and they were the first pornsite viewable on the iPhone.
Out of their entire network including Tube8, Keez Movies and Extreme Tube, I would choose this site over the rest.
There membership gives you access to a lot more media than any other site does for the low price.
Norton Rating: Safe
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Tube8, KeezMovies, Extremetube
Members of the Pornhub Network, they are awesome sites. Also there are many videos you can only find for free on each site found in the rest of the network or the rest of the internet.
Norton Rating:
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Xvideos
They're a good site that has some videos you can't find anywhere else, they don't have the member interaction that the Pornhub Network does, but for the price, it doesn't hurt to get a membership just for the obscure search for more videos with "Kimmy Kocksucker" in it.
Norton Rating: Safe
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Eskimotube
They have the best collection of free vintage adult videos, They may not have much else, but this is a niche site. If you want the best collection of hard to find 70's, 80's, and early 90's adult films, I found this was one of the best.
Norton Rating: Safe
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Keep in mind, these security ratings apply only to the sites, not to any links that carry you away from the site. So before you go of and assume one of their affiliates are ok check them at Norton Safe Web. All in all these sites are very safe, but if you go off clicking advertisements then you're just asking for trouble.
These sites will let you play any regular quality video 100% free, most of them have a cheap annual membership of around $75 to watch scenes from over hundred of DVDs. It's a hard deal to beat considering some sites charge upwards of 30+ dollars a month.
Most rely on a large library of user uploaded videos that range from a personal library of homemade adult films to downloaded videos. In addition most of them have much more interaction with other members than a regular pay site.
Best Free Adult Sites:
Pornhub
Pornhub an the rest of their network is probably the best hands down for the money or lack thereof. They offer a free access to the best collection of adult videos for free out of any site that I've seen, they don't have stupid pop-ups, and they were the first pornsite viewable on the iPhone.
Out of their entire network including Tube8, Keez Movies and Extreme Tube, I would choose this site over the rest.
There membership gives you access to a lot more media than any other site does for the low price.
Norton Rating: Safe
_______________________________________________________________
Tube8, KeezMovies, Extremetube
Members of the Pornhub Network, they are awesome sites. Also there are many videos you can only find for free on each site found in the rest of the network or the rest of the internet.
Norton Rating:
_______________________________________________________________
Xvideos
They're a good site that has some videos you can't find anywhere else, they don't have the member interaction that the Pornhub Network does, but for the price, it doesn't hurt to get a membership just for the obscure search for more videos with "Kimmy Kocksucker" in it.
Norton Rating: Safe
_______________________________________________________________
Eskimotube
They have the best collection of free vintage adult videos, They may not have much else, but this is a niche site. If you want the best collection of hard to find 70's, 80's, and early 90's adult films, I found this was one of the best.
Norton Rating: Safe
_______________________________________________________________
Keep in mind, these security ratings apply only to the sites, not to any links that carry you away from the site. So before you go of and assume one of their affiliates are ok check them at Norton Safe Web. All in all these sites are very safe, but if you go off clicking advertisements then you're just asking for trouble.
Marine Corps Logic
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Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.
Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken.
Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'
Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in New York , so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'
The leader directed another terrorist to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'
The leader turned and asked, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?
'Kick me in the ass.' said the Marine..
'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'
'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor.....?'
Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'
The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken.
Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'
Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in New York , so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'
The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song.
Gibson was satisfied.
Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'
The leader directed another terrorist to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments.
He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'
The leader turned and asked, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?
'Kick me in the ass.' said the Marine..
'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'
'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine.
So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?'
'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor.....?'
New "Pirates" Toy Line by Digital playground
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on Wednesday, January 6, 2010
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They finally came out with a set of toys themed around Pirates and Pirates II. They are going to be some of the most original designs for toys in the market. I'll be providing further information in the next week or so.
6 Reasons not to Mess with Children
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1. You Ask Him
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2. In a Minute
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
3. Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. All Grown Up
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
5. Empty
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty!"
6. Watching the Apples, Huh?
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2. In a Minute
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
3. Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. All Grown Up
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
5. Empty
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty!"
6. Watching the Apples, Huh?
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Male Enhancement Myths
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I myself have never partaken in this wonderful variety of over-the-counter drugs, but I have read up on it a bit.
If you're thinking about any male enhancement pills, think again.
Here's what I discovered after looking at a couple of good sources:
In most case studies, penis pumps are actually effective. Results do vary but the majority of those who use a penis pump will only see a .3cm increase. However there is a risk of developing Peyronie's Disease if used improperly.
Peyronie's disease is a disease that will cause it's victem to have hard deposits of plaque inside the soft tissue of the penis. It can cause discomfort, pain and unusual curvitureof the penis. It is treatable and it can dissapear on its own.
Based off of my research I believe that P-Boost and any standard penis pump is the most effective methods of male enhancement. If you're looking for better stamina and firmer erections I would also suggest from my research into sexual performance drugs that you take the only effective ingredients in them: Arginine, Omega-3 Fish Oil, Taurine
These are just supplements that haven't been conclusively studied, but I found them highly recommended for your general health (esp. Omega-3). I also experienced a noticeable increase in my energy, my mood, and my stamina when using these supplements.
I do suggest that before you do anything with male enhancement that you know your own health situation and research the product yourself. There are case studies by the FDA that may show that a specific product is very bad for someone with certain health conditions. You wouldn't want to purchase something that just caused ten thousand other people to develop chronic erectile dysfunction.
References: CNN.com - http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/penis/MC00026.html?iref=allsearch FoxNews.com - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,572525,00.html MensHealth.com - http://www.menshealth.com/men/health/sexual-health/growth-industry/article/0ec1edb13adc3010VgnVCM100000cfe793cd# SexHealthReview.com - http://www.sexhealthreview.com/ fda.gov - http://www.fda.gov/
If you're thinking about any male enhancement pills, think again.
Here's what I discovered after looking at a couple of good sources:
- Most of the male enhancement pills do increase stamina or energy.
- Most of the male enhancement pills will increase your blood pressure. Some subjects actually had flushed complexions and discomfort as a result of this increase.
- None of the subjects showed a permenant(if any) increase in the size of their genitalia while flacid or erect as a result of using any of the pills for the recommended amount of time except for P-Boost.
In most case studies, penis pumps are actually effective. Results do vary but the majority of those who use a penis pump will only see a .3cm increase. However there is a risk of developing Peyronie's Disease if used improperly.
Peyronie's disease is a disease that will cause it's victem to have hard deposits of plaque inside the soft tissue of the penis. It can cause discomfort, pain and unusual curvitureof the penis. It is treatable and it can dissapear on its own.
Based off of my research I believe that P-Boost and any standard penis pump is the most effective methods of male enhancement. If you're looking for better stamina and firmer erections I would also suggest from my research into sexual performance drugs that you take the only effective ingredients in them: Arginine, Omega-3 Fish Oil, Taurine
These are just supplements that haven't been conclusively studied, but I found them highly recommended for your general health (esp. Omega-3). I also experienced a noticeable increase in my energy, my mood, and my stamina when using these supplements.
I do suggest that before you do anything with male enhancement that you know your own health situation and research the product yourself. There are case studies by the FDA that may show that a specific product is very bad for someone with certain health conditions. You wouldn't want to purchase something that just caused ten thousand other people to develop chronic erectile dysfunction.
References: CNN.com - http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/library/penis/MC00026.html?iref=allsearch FoxNews.com - http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,572525,00.html MensHealth.com - http://www.menshealth.com/men/health/sexual-health/growth-industry/article/0ec1edb13adc3010VgnVCM100000cfe793cd# SexHealthReview.com - http://www.sexhealthreview.com/ fda.gov - http://www.fda.gov/
Welcome to Adult Video News
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Welcome to Adult Video News, I'll be taking all my loyal followers into a penetrating journey through all of the latest who's and what's of adult film. I'll occasionally review different adult toys, trends and "enhancement" pills.
I have a healthy network of professionals in the industry. My resources range from some of the biggest retail distributors of film in the south-east to one of the most influential people on abolishing the ban on sex toys in Alabama. I know a multitude of male and female pornstars through my social networking profiles, and in some cases have actually booked some to do exotic dancing at my nightclub. I'm by no means the final authority on the adult industry I am however one of the most informed people you could speak to about anything related to it.
I have a healthy network of professionals in the industry. My resources range from some of the biggest retail distributors of film in the south-east to one of the most influential people on abolishing the ban on sex toys in Alabama. I know a multitude of male and female pornstars through my social networking profiles, and in some cases have actually booked some to do exotic dancing at my nightclub. I'm by no means the final authority on the adult industry I am however one of the most informed people you could speak to about anything related to it.